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* http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/episode_scripts.php?tv-show=downton-abbey&season=1
* http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/episode_scripts.php?tv-show=downton-abbey&season=2
* http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/episode_scripts.php?tv-show=downton-abbey&season=3
* http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/episode_scripts.php?tv-show=downton-abbey&season=4
* http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/episode_scripts.php?tv-show=downton-abbey&season=5
* [[Downton Abbey season 1]]
* [[Downton Abbey season 2]]
* [[Downton Abbey season 3]]
* [[Downton Abbey season 4]]
* [[Downton Abbey season 5]]
== where to look up quotes? ==
== where to look up quotes? ==
* http://forums.previously.tv/topic/4772-only-the-best-quotes/
* http://forums.previously.tv/topic/4772-only-the-best-quotes/


Isobel Crawley and Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
== Season 1 ==
:Isobel Crawley: [about the hospital] Who funds it?
== Season 2 ==
:Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham: Oh good, let's talk about money.
== Season 3 ==
 
== Season 4 ==
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
== Season 5 ==
:Violet: Of course it would happen to a foreigner. No Englishman would dream of dying in someone else's house.
=== Episode #5.1 (2014) ===
 
* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3325518
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
:Violet: One can't go to pieces at the death of every foreigner. We'd all be in a constant state of collapse whenever we opened a newspaper.
 
Isobel Crawley and Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
:Isobel Crawley: How you hate to be wrong.
:Violet: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.
 
Mary and Cora:
:Cora: I hate to lie.
:Mary: I'll do it. I don't mind lying.
 
:Mrs. Patmore: Ooh I like that Rudolph Valentino. He makes me shiver all over.
:Carson: What a very disturbing thought.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
:Violet: Oh that's a relief. I hate Greek drama. When everything happens off stage.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
:Violet: [On womenhood] I'm a woman, Mary. I can be as contrary as I choose.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
:Violet: [On Jazz] Do you think that any of them know what the others are playing?
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
:Violet: [On raising children] Yes, but it was an hour every day.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
:Violet: [On being a grand parent] It's the job of grandmothers to interfere!
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
:Violet: [On technology] First electricity, now telephones. Sometimes I feel as if I were living in an H.G. Wells novel.”
 
:Anna: [Thomas's insistence of being referred to as Mr. Barrow] Mr. Stick It Up Your Jumper
 
Isobel Crawley and …:
:Isobel Crawley: What are our plans keep Isis (the dog) out of the patients area ?
:Lord Crawley:  Absolutely nothing !
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, and …:
:Violet: Why the lamentation? You don't have to see him if you don't want.
:Isobel: You make it sound so easy.
:Violet: There's nothing simpler than avoiding people you don't like. Avoiding one's friends - that's the real test.
 
:Daisy: I was rubbish at numbers at school.
:Mrs. Patmore: Well all the best people were rubbish at numbers at school.
 
:Lady Shackleton: How's that lovely garden of yours?
:Lord Merton: Still lovely, largely because I have the same lovely gardener.
 
Cora and …:
:Cora: How does it help to answer rudeness with rudeness?
 
:Mrs Patmore: [the king speaking on the radio] Can he hear us?
:Daisy: I don't think it works that way.
 
:Carson: Mr. Barrow, you're back. I'm afraid you've missed our luncheon but you're in time to help upstairs.
:Mrs. Hughes: Maybe there's something left.
:Thomas: Don't bother. I'm not hungry.
:Carson: Charming as ever, I see.
 
:Tom: You remember we're meeting Mr. Wavel at three at the corner.
:Robert: Very clearly but I don't see the point since I'm not going to agree.
 
Isobel, Rose, Robert, Tom, and Mary:
:Isobel: How are your Russians getting on?
:Rose: It's so sad. They talk about the old days - dances at the winter palace, picnics on the banks of the Niva - but there are holes in their shoes and they've got no money for food.
:Robert: This is where Tom says it serves them right.
:Tom: You're correct I don't approve of how things were managed in Russia but I'm still sorry for people who have to make a new life in a foreign land from scratch.
:Mary: Honestly, papa, every time you challenge Tom, you sound much more unreasonable than he is.
:Robert: Do I? How's your old beau managing, mama? Prince Thingamajig.
 
Edith and Robert:
:Edith: Apparently there's a trial going on in Munich of the leader of a group of thugs there.
:Robert: I read about this. They wear brown shirts and go around bullying people. The leader tried to start a revolution last year.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, and Edith:
:Violet: I would never suggest anything that is not in your interest.
:Edith: In my interest? Or the family's?
:Violet: To me they are the same.
:Edith: And that is where we differ.
 
Robert and Cora:
:Robert: I can't stand that woman.
:Cora: No great surprise there.
 
Mrs. Hughes and Sergeant:
:Mrs. Hughes: Surely you can't think-
:Sergeant: I'm not paid to think, Mrs. Hughes, just to record the facts.
 
Shrimpy, Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, and Isobel:
:Shrimpy: By the way, Susan has written to Annabel to say she's furious that you've all taken me in.
:Violet: Oh, dear. Susan has been in a rage since she was playing with her dolls. I am proof against her tantrums.
:Isobel: I would rephrase that if you want to stay neutral.
:Violet: I won't take sides, it's true, but I don't think I could ever be described as neutral.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, Carson, and Barrow:
:Violet: Barrow, are you quite well? Carson, have you been overworking him?
:Carson: Not that I'm aware, your ladyship. Mr. Barrow, am I ill-treating you?
:Barrow: You are the soul of kindness, Mr. Carson.
 
Rose and Cora:
:Rose: I love cocktail parties.
:Cora: Me too. You only have to stay forty minutes instead of sitting for seven courses between a deaf landownera and an even deafer major general.
 
Mrs. Hughes and Mrs. Patmore:
:Mrs. Hughes: Then why did you ask [Carson]?
:Mrs. Patmore: Because he's a man, I suppose.
:Mrs. Hughes: I'm not sure that's a good enough reason.
:Mrs. Patmore: Nor am I now. But I don't want to hurt his feelings.
:Mrs. Hughes: I wish men worried about our feelings a quarter as much as we worry about theirs.
 
Mary and Tom:
:Mary: Remember, Tom, make the right choice for you and not us.
:Tom: You know you're much nicer than a lot of people realize.
:Mary: Not always.
 
Blake and Mary:
:Blake: I've asked a friend to join us and I want you to behave.
:Mary: Why wouldn't I?
 
Edith and Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
:Edith: I didn't tell you because I knew you'd think it was a mistake.
:Violet: I suppose it never occured to you that I might be right?
 
Barrow and Bates:
:Barrow: I've never felt better.
:Bates: You've never looked worse.
 
Prince Igor and Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
:Igor: If Irina were dead, I would as you to run away with me now.
:Violet: You can't run away when there's no one left to run away from.
 
Prince Igor:
:Igor: You think to be unhappy in a marriage is ill-bred.
 
Hairdresser:
:Hairdresser: At least she can carry off [the bob]. Most of them look like bald monkeys.
 
Mary and Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
:Mary: Granny, what do you think?
:Violet: Oh, it is you. I thought it was a man wearing your clothes.
 
Mabel:
:Mabel: Why turn up looking like a cross between a Vogue fashion plate and a case of dynamite?
 
Charles and Mary:
:Charles: You might have allowed [Mabel] to be the first woman.
:Mary: Nonsense. I don't believe in letting people win.
:Charles: Even if it's in your own interest.
 
Mary:
:Mary: Why the song and dance? Edith's gone away. So what?
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
:Violet: When I say we need some air, we need some air.


Sir Richard and Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, and …:
=== Episode #5.2 (2014) ===
:Sir Richard: I'll be leaving in the morning Lady Grantham. I doubt we will be seeing each other again.
* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3666186
:Lady Violet: Do you Promise?


Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, and …:
=== Episode #5.3 (2014) ===
:Violet: Don't proclaim your intransigence as if it were a virtue.
* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3689408
Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham, to Lady Mary Crawley:
:Seriously my mear, you have to take control of your feelings, before they take control of you.


Mary and Tom:
=== Episode #5.4 (2014) ===
:Mary: It's a dagger in my heart. I don't know what I'll do without you.
* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3714404
:Tom: Did you ever think you'd say that when I drove you to your fittings with Madame Swan in Rippon?
Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham, to Isobel Crawley
:Violet: Hope is a tease designed to prevent us accepting reality.
:Isobel: You only say that to sound clever.
:Violet. I know. You should try it.


Mrs. Hughes and Denker:
=== Episode #5.5 (2014) ===
:Mrs. Hughes: And in front of the maids too!
* http://www.imdb.com/title/
:Denker: Well who gives a tinker's cuss about the maids?


Denker and Anna:
=== Episode #5.5 (2014) ===
:Denker: I don't think it's right to put on a wedding dress when it's only a blessing.
* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3696132
:Anna: Well, she won't wear a veil.


Mrs. Hughes:
=== Episode #5.6 (2014) ===
:Mrs. Hughes: You should know, Andy, that you take your life in your hands if you throw in your lot with [Barrow and Denker].
* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3810550


Robert and Edith:
=== Episode #5.7 (2014) ===
:Robert: Look, it's Tony and Mary. They make a handsome couple.
* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3810556
:Edith: Give it up, papa. It's a pipe dream.


Denker:
=== Episode #5.8 (2014) ===
:Denker: It was a funny marriage. No proper service, no veil. You'd have thought one of them was divorced.
* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3810558


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=== Episode #5.9=christmas special (2014) ===
* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3962976
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