Downton Abbey
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- Downton Abbey season 1
 - Downton Abbey season 2
 - Downton Abbey season 3
 - Downton Abbey season 4
 - Downton Abbey season 5
 
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[edit | edit source]Isobel Crawley and Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Isobel Crawley: [about the hospital] Who funds it?
 - Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham: Oh good, let's talk about money.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Violet: Of course it would happen to a foreigner. No Englishman would dream of dying in someone else's house.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Violet: One can't go to pieces at the death of every foreigner. We'd all be in a constant state of collapse whenever we opened a newspaper.
 
Isobel Crawley and Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Isobel Crawley: How you hate to be wrong.
 - Violet: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.
 
Mary and Cora:
- Cora: I hate to lie.
 - Mary: I'll do it. I don't mind lying.
 
- Mrs. Patmore: Ooh I like that Rudolph Valentino. He makes me shiver all over.
 - Carson: What a very disturbing thought.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Violet: Oh that's a relief. I hate Greek drama. When everything happens off stage.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Violet: [On womenhood] I'm a woman, Mary. I can be as contrary as I choose.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Violet: [On Jazz] Do you think that any of them know what the others are playing?
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Violet: [On raising children] Yes, but it was an hour every day.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Violet: [On being a grand parent] It's the job of grandmothers to interfere!
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Violet: [On technology] First electricity, now telephones. Sometimes I feel as if I were living in an H.G. Wells novel.”
 
- Anna: [Thomas's insistence of being referred to as Mr. Barrow] Mr. Stick It Up Your Jumper
 
Isobel Crawley and …:
- Isobel Crawley: What are our plans keep Isis (the dog) out of the patients area ?
 - Lord Crawley: Absolutely nothing !
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, and …:
- Violet: Why the lamentation? You don't have to see him if you don't want.
 - Isobel: You make it sound so easy.
 - Violet: There's nothing simpler than avoiding people you don't like. Avoiding one's friends - that's the real test.
 
- Daisy: I was rubbish at numbers at school.
 - Mrs. Patmore: Well all the best people were rubbish at numbers at school.
 
- Lady Shackleton: How's that lovely garden of yours?
 - Lord Merton: Still lovely, largely because I have the same lovely gardener.
 
Cora and …:
- Cora: How does it help to answer rudeness with rudeness?
 
- Mrs Patmore: [the king speaking on the radio] Can he hear us?
 - Daisy: I don't think it works that way.
 
- Carson: Mr. Barrow, you're back. I'm afraid you've missed our luncheon but you're in time to help upstairs.
 - Mrs. Hughes: Maybe there's something left.
 - Thomas: Don't bother. I'm not hungry.
 - Carson: Charming as ever, I see.
 
- Tom: You remember we're meeting Mr. Wavel at three at the corner.
 - Robert: Very clearly but I don't see the point since I'm not going to agree.
 
Isobel, Rose, Robert, Tom, and Mary:
- Isobel: How are your Russians getting on?
 - Rose: It's so sad. They talk about the old days - dances at the winter palace, picnics on the banks of the Niva - but there are holes in their shoes and they've got no money for food.
 - Robert: This is where Tom says it serves them right.
 - Tom: You're correct I don't approve of how things were managed in Russia but I'm still sorry for people who have to make a new life in a foreign land from scratch.
 - Mary: Honestly, papa, every time you challenge Tom, you sound much more unreasonable than he is.
 - Robert: Do I? How's your old beau managing, mama? Prince Thingamajig.
 
Edith and Robert:
- Edith: Apparently there's a trial going on in Munich of the leader of a group of thugs there.
 - Robert: I read about this. They wear brown shirts and go around bullying people. The leader tried to start a revolution last year.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, and Edith:
- Violet: I would never suggest anything that is not in your interest.
 - Edith: In my interest? Or the family's?
 - Violet: To me they are the same.
 - Edith: And that is where we differ.
 
Robert and Cora:
- Robert: I can't stand that woman.
 - Cora: No great surprise there.
 
Mrs. Hughes and Sergeant:
- Mrs. Hughes: Surely you can't think-
 - Sergeant: I'm not paid to think, Mrs. Hughes, just to record the facts.
 
Shrimpy, Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, and Isobel:
- Shrimpy: By the way, Susan has written to Annabel to say she's furious that you've all taken me in.
 - Violet: Oh, dear. Susan has been in a rage since she was playing with her dolls. I am proof against her tantrums.
 - Isobel: I would rephrase that if you want to stay neutral.
 - Violet: I won't take sides, it's true, but I don't think I could ever be described as neutral.
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, Carson, and Barrow:
- Violet: Barrow, are you quite well? Carson, have you been overworking him?
 - Carson: Not that I'm aware, your ladyship. Mr. Barrow, am I ill-treating you?
 - Barrow: You are the soul of kindness, Mr. Carson.
 
Rose and Cora:
- Rose: I love cocktail parties.
 - Cora: Me too. You only have to stay forty minutes instead of sitting for seven courses between a deaf landownera and an even deafer major general.
 
Mrs. Hughes and Mrs. Patmore:
- Mrs. Hughes: Then why did you ask [Carson]?
 - Mrs. Patmore: Because he's a man, I suppose.
 - Mrs. Hughes: I'm not sure that's a good enough reason.
 - Mrs. Patmore: Nor am I now. But I don't want to hurt his feelings.
 - Mrs. Hughes: I wish men worried about our feelings a quarter as much as we worry about theirs.
 
Mary and Tom:
- Mary: Remember, Tom, make the right choice for you and not us.
 - Tom: You know you're much nicer than a lot of people realize.
 - Mary: Not always.
 
Blake and Mary:
- Blake: I've asked a friend to join us and I want you to behave.
 - Mary: Why wouldn't I?
 
Edith and Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Edith: I didn't tell you because I knew you'd think it was a mistake.
 - Violet: I suppose it never occured to you that I might be right?
 
Barrow and Bates:
- Barrow: I've never felt better.
 - Bates: You've never looked worse.
 
Prince Igor and Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Igor: If Irina were dead, I would as you to run away with me now.
 - Violet: You can't run away when there's no one left to run away from.
 
Prince Igor:
- Igor: You think to be unhappy in a marriage is ill-bred.
 
Hairdresser:
- Hairdresser: At least she can carry off [the bob]. Most of them look like bald monkeys.
 
Mary and Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Mary: Granny, what do you think?
 - Violet: Oh, it is you. I thought it was a man wearing your clothes.
 
Mabel:
- Mabel: Why turn up looking like a cross between a Vogue fashion plate and a case of dynamite?
 
Charles and Mary:
- Charles: You might have allowed [Mabel] to be the first woman.
 - Mary: Nonsense. I don't believe in letting people win.
 - Charles: Even if it's in your own interest.
 
Mary:
- Mary: Why the song and dance? Edith's gone away. So what?
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
- Violet: When I say we need some air, we need some air.
 
Sir Richard and Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, and …:
- Sir Richard: I'll be leaving in the morning Lady Grantham. I doubt we will be seeing each other again.
 - Lady Violet: Do you Promise?
 
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, and …:
- Violet: Don't proclaim your intransigence as if it were a virtue.
 
Mary and Tom:
- Mary: It's a dagger in my heart. I don't know what I'll do without you.
 - Tom: Did you ever think you'd say that when I drove you to your fittings with Madame Swan in Rippon?
 
Mrs. Hughes and Denker:
- Mrs. Hughes: And in front of the maids too!
 - Denker: Well who gives a tinker's cuss about the maids?
 
Denker and Anna:
- Denker: I don't think it's right to put on a wedding dress when it's only a blessing.
 - Anna: Well, she won't wear a veil.
 
Mrs. Hughes:
- Mrs. Hughes: You should know, Andy, that you take your life in your hands if you throw in your lot with [Barrow and Denker].
 
Robert and Edith:
- Robert: Look, it's Tony and Mary. They make a handsome couple.
 - Edith: Give it up, papa. It's a pipe dream.
 
Denker:
- Denker: It was a funny marriage. No proper service, no veil. You'd have thought one of them was divorced.